Date: Tue, 15 Jun 93 23:00:03 -0400
From: jgm (Jonathan Monsarrat)
Message-Id: <9306160300.AA03288@tahoe.cs.brown.edu>
To: jgm@cs.brown.edu
Subject: Yet another Quotation

From: sweide@uceng.uc.edu (Steven Weide)
Subject: Simpson's Quotes
Organization: University of Cincinnati
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 00:00:42 GMT


Just a few from a great source.

"Beer!  Now there's a temporary solution."
				Homer

"When will I learn?  The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a
	bottle.  They're on TV."
			Homer

"Stay away from that jazz man, Lisa.  Nothing personal, I just fear the
	unfamiliar."
		Marge

"Krusty has small feet.  Like all good-hearted people."
			Bart

"A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center."
				Homer

"Ya' know, Mo, my mom once said something that really stuck with me.  She
	said 'Homer, your a big disappointment' and God bless her soul,
	she was really onto something."
				Homer

"Dear advertisers: I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on
	television.  We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs.  Some
	of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old
	days when entertainment was bland and inoffensive."
				Grandpa

"It's almost like having a fifth sense or something."
				Homer


Steve

>From denk@juliet.caltech.edu Tue Jan  5 10:11:11 1993
From: denk@juliet.caltech.edu (Denkewalter, Robert F.)