The Lumberjack song from Monty Python

        I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.
        I sleep all night and I work all day.
        I cut down trees, I eat my lunch.
        I go to the lavi-tree.
        On Sundays I go shopping
        And have buttered scones and tea.
 
        I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.
        I sleep all night and I work all day.
        I cut down trees, I skip and jump.
        I like to press wild flowers.
        I put on women's clothing
        And hang around in bars.
 
        I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.
        I sleep all night and I work all day.
        I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
        Suspenders and a bra.
        I wish I were a girlie
        Just like my dear Papa.