Quote:
Money can't buy happiness, so I guess I'll have to rent it.
Author: "Weird" Al Yankovic 
Keywords: incomplete

Quote:
Real life sucks losers dry.  If you want to fuck with
the eagles you've got to learn to fly."	
Author: Veronica
Ref: "Heathers", movie
Keywords: incomplete

Quote:
"Well fuck me gantly with a chainsaw."
Author: Heather
Ref: "Heathers", movie
Keywords: incomplete

Quote:
The extreme always seems to make an impression.
Author: J.D.
Ref: "Heathers", movie
Keywords: incomplete

Quote:
Elroy: It's 106 miles to Chicago,
We got a Full tank of gas,
Half a pack of cigarettes,
It's dark,
And we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it!
Author: Elwood Blues 
Ref: "The Blue Brothers", movie
Keywords: incomplete

Quote:
Life is pain, highness.  Anyone who ways differently is selling something.
Author: The Dread Pirate Wesley
Ref: "The Princess Bride", movie
Keywords: incomplete

Quote:
Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya.  You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Author: Indigo
Ref: "The Princess Bride", movie
Keywords: incomplete

Quote:
I have my wedding to prepare, my wife to murder, and Gilder to frame for it.
I'm swamped.
Author: Prince Humperdink
Ref: "The Princess Bride", movie
Keywords: incomplete

Quote:
Manuel, have you ever heard of the bubonic plague?  It was rather
popular
here...
Author: Basil Fawlty (John Cleese)
Ref: "Fawlty Towers", British television show
Keywords: incomplete, humor

Quote:
My brothers and sisters all hated me, 'cause I was an only child.
Author: "Weird" Al Yankovic
Keywords: incomplete, humor

Quote:
There are many happy citizens in Alpha complex.  All of them have laser
pistols.  Aren't you glad you have your laser pistol?  Won't this be fun?"
Ref: the rulebook for 'Paranoia', a roleplaying game.
Keywords: exact

Quote:
"Conan, what are the best things in life?"

"To vanquish your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear
 the lamentation of their women!"
Ref: "Conan The Barbarian"
Keywords: incomplete

Quote:
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Ref: "Monty Python", British television show

Quote:
... remember I'm only doing this because I like your robot.
Ref: "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe"
Keywords: exact
% Zaphod is in the Hitchhiker's Guide offices, trying to get to Zarniwoop's
% office, but the elevator refuses to take him up because it can see dimly
% into the future (so it knows when to be on which floor to pick you up), and
% whatever it sees terrifies it.  Zaphod tells Marvin to "just get
% this elevator to go up, will you?...".  Then the narrator explains
% the elevator's prognosticatory abilities, and then the elevator
% arrives on the fifteenth floor.  The elevator says "Fifteenth, and
% remember I'm only doing this because I like your robot", and promptly
% slams its doors shut and drops for the basement.
%
% This originally appeared in the second series of the radio show.

Quote:
Ah, excuse me, Death?  Where is thy sting?
Ref: Mystery Science Theatre 3000
Keywords: incomplete
% Mystery Science Theatre 3000 started as a low budget cable access show in
% 1988
%
%The premise is this...
%An evil scientists shoot a custodian from their company into
%space and strand him there.
%He proceeds to build four robot friends out of spare parts...
%Cambot - is the one single camera for the show..no fancy
%	 camera tricks or angles...
%
%Gypsy - made out of some tubing and two baby car seats for
%	a mouth... the custodians pseudo girlfriend...
%
%Crow T. Robot - obnoxious as sin, made out of a bunch of stuff,
%	        a helmet, bowling pin for a mouth...
%
%Tom Servo - as obnoxous as Crow, made out of a snack bowl and a
%	    gumball dispenser...
%
%The evil scientist(Dr. Clayton Forrester) then proceeds to send the
%worst movies ever up to the custodian (Joel) in space, and he and
%Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo sit in a theatre and watch them, making
%jokes and comments all the way through... the movie is shown full
%screen, with the three characters silhouettes in the lover right corner
%or the screen... joel and the two robots (both palyed by different comedians)
%only watch each movie twice.. once to rehearse, and the second to film...
%THIS IS BY FAR THE FUNNIEST SHOW ON TV IN THE PAST TEN YEARS!!!!!!


Quote:
The world is full of fatheads...
Ref: Mystery Science Theatre 3000
Keywords: incomplete

Quote:
So I invented diet shampoo!
Ref: Mystery Science Theatre 3000
Keywords: incomplete

Quote:
"Shouldn't we be carefully placing these comics in plastic bags?"

"No, we have lives."
Ref: Mystery Science Theatre 3000
Keywords: incomplete

Quote:
He learned almost too late that man is a _feeling_ creature...
Ref: Mystery Science Theatre 3000
Keywords: incomplete

Quote:
In our family, there was no clear line between religion and fly fishing.  We 
lived at the junction of great trout rivers in western Montana, and our father
was a Presbyterian minister and a fly fisherman who tied his own flies and
taught others.  He told us about Christ's diciples being fishermen, and were 
left to assume, as my brother and I did, that all first-class fisherman on
the Sea of Galilee were dry fishermen and that John, the favorite, was a
dry-fly fisherman.
Ref: "A River Runs Through It", by Norman Maclean, page 1
Keywords: incomplete
% Both of these quotes were used by director and narrator Robert Redford
% in his movie, A River Runs Through It.

Quote:
Of course, now I am too old to be much of a fisherman, and now of
course I usually fish the big waters alone, although some friends think
I shouldn't.  Like many fly fishermen in western Montana where the
summer days are almost Arctic in length, I often do not start fishing
until the cool of the evening.  Then in the Arctic half-light of the
canyon, all existence fades to a being with my soul and
memories and the sounds of the Big Blackfoot River and a four-count
rhythm and the hope that a fish will rise.

Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it.
Ref: "A River Runs Through It", by Norman Maclean, page 1
Keywords: incomplete
% Both of these quotes were used by director and narrator Robert Redford
% in his movie, A River Runs Through It.

Quote:
And now my brother, I will be... KING
Author: Arthur to Kay
Ref: "Excaliber", movie

Quote:
PLAN?  There ain't no plan!
Author: Pigkiller to Max
Ref: "Thunderdome", movie

Quote:
Letting the other land the first punch is bad strategy.
Author: Sean Connery
Ref: "Family Business", movie

Quote:
If the main aim of playing is not to win, then why keep scores
Author: Worf
Ref: "Star Trek: The Next Generation", televsion show
Keywords: incomplete

Quote:
I'll carry your books, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry
forward, Cary Grant, cash & carry, Carry Me Back To Old Virginia, I'll even
Hara Kari if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun.
Author: Hawkeye
Ref: M*A*S*H
Keywords: incomplete

Quote:
For the ones who got a notion, a notion deep inside
That it ain't no sin to be glad you're alive
I want to find one face that ain't looking through me
I want to find my place I want to spit in the face of these 
Badlands....
Author: Badlands
Ref: "Darkness On The Edge of Town"
Keywords: incomplete

Quote:
Now some guys they just give up livin', 
And start dyin' little by little, piece by piece. 
Some guys come home from work and wash up,
And go racin' in the street.
Author: Badlands
Ref: "Racing In The Street" from "Darkness On The Edge of Town"
Keywords: incomplete

Quote:
She stares off alone into the night
With the eyes of one who hates for just being born.  
Author: Badlands
Ref: "Racing In The Street" from "Darkness On The Edge of Town"
Keywords: incomplete

Quote:
Your road is dark and it's a thin thin line
But I want you to know I'll walk it for you anytime
Maybe your other boyfriends couldn't pass the test
But if you're rough and ready for love
Baby I'm tougher than the rest
Ref: "Tougher Than The Rest" from Tunnel of Love, music
Keywords: incomplete

Quote:
Well now on a summer night, in a dusky room
Come a little piece of the Lord's undying light
Crying like he swallowed the fiery moon
In his mother's arms....
In a world so hard and dirty, so fouled and confused 
Searching for a little bit of God's mercy 
I found living proof.
Ref: "Living Proof" from Lucky Town
Keywords: incomplete

Quote:
Remember all the movies Terry that we'd go see
Tryin' to learn how to walk like the heroes 
We thought we had to be and after all this time
We find we're just like all the rest
Ref: "Backstreets" from Born To Run
Keywords: incomplete

Quote:
I woke up this morning... then I went back to bed...
Author: Weird Al
Ref: "Generic Blues"
Keywords: incomplete

Quote:
My daddy was a waitress, my momma sold bathroom tile...
My brothers and sisters all hated me, 'cause I was an only child.
I got the bluuuuuuees, so badddd....
Author: Weird Al
Ref: "Generic Blues"
Keywords: incomplete

Quote:
Jenna: I don't suppose anything hurts you...
Conan: Only pain.
Ref: "Conan the Barbarian"
Keywords: incomplete

Quote:
Never rub another man's rhubarb.
Author: Jack Nicholson as The Joker
Ref: "Batman", the movie
Keywords: incomplete

Quote:
In Palm Springs, they think that homelessness is caused by
bad divorce lawyers.
Author: Gary Trudeau
Ref: "Doonesbury", cartoon strip

Quote:
My woman she done left me
  My children left me too
My mule done kicked my kidneys
  And my income tax is due.
Author: Dave Barry
Ref: "Music To Get Rich By"

Quote:
Through the travail of ages
Midst the pomp and toil of war
Have I fought and strove and perished
Countless times under the star.
As though through a glass and darkly
The age old strife I see
Where I fought in many guises, many names
But always me.
Author: George C. Scott
Ref: "Patton", movie
% George C Scott claims this as his own.

Quote:
That's it then!  Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans; no more
merciful beheadings; and call off Christmas!
Author: Sheriff of Nottingham
Ref: "Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves", movie

Quote:
No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country -- he won it by making
the OTHER poor bastard die for HIS country.
Author: George C. Scott
Ref: "Patton", movie

Quote:
Individuality is fine as long as we all do it together.
Author: Frank Burns
Ref: M*A*S*H

Quote:
It's nice to be nice to the nice.
Author: Frank Burns
Ref: M*A*S*H
% Frank is bedazzled by Henry Blake's new (and quite young)
% girlfriend, in the Officer's Club.

Quote:
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Author: Douglas Adams
Ref: Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy
Keywords: incomplete
 
Quote
Capital letters were always the best way of dealing with
things you didn't have a good answer to.
Author: Douglas Adams
Ref: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
Keywords: incomplete

Quote:
Memory is a prism through which yesterdays's light is passed;
Split into a rainbow of moments each colored more dimly than
the last. How will today's light look tomorrow and -- how 
would tomorrows look today? Would the filter of time be as
brutal if that prism were two-way?
Author: Infocom
Ref: From the Infocom Aventure 'A Mind Forever Voyaging'
% Asbur Honworth, ad 2007 says this in the game.

Quote:
Very deep.  You should send that into Reader's Digest, they've got a page
for people like you.
Author: 
Author: Douglas Adams
Ref: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
Keywords: incomplete
% Arthur Dent says this